I spent last night stood on the High Street in the pissing rain while a bunch of tractors pulling trailers loaded with local misfits blasting out Worzels songs and dancing as if pissed as a fart on cider, which Read more
Up until last week, local residents were enjoying petrol at the old prices because Read more
Archaeologists were stunned to find evidence of a 7,000-year-old railway system in the back garden of Mr & Mrs Joly-Bumblefrippari on the outskirts of Widdlehole last month.
The local Boy Scouts were helping in a back garden dig for Read more
The local supermarket giant whose name sounds like Bescos has gone even further in it’s deliberate bid to anger shoppers and residents who have supported their store for years.
As rations are being placed on pumps across the united kingdom, you should make sure you’re aware of related driving laws that could land you in prison.
Drivers are being reminded (by the media who started the panic buying) Read more
Local department store Bindles didn’t receive their normal delivery of baking foil this week prompting them to have a couple of empty spaces on the shelves and a “Sorry out of stock” notice.
Unfortunately this coincided with the weekly Read more